The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

We're All Getting Dumber - TBIO 541

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Oh boy, people are getting dumber and we're going to show you just how. Let's bring back the Tide Pod Challenge. Raw dogging doing nothing, 6 7 is the word of the year, and a bunch more. Plus, a reminder not to insert things into yourself. Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a Fall drink and settle in!

#dumb #rawdog #67 #feelgood #podcast

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Divorced by Dong! Yup, It was that Big! - TBIO 540

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we have the mythical story of the Dong So Gig, it caused a divorce. A near roller coaster disaster, aliens, and an all-new Beth's Whiskey Review! Grab a drink and let's kick this Friday night off!

#incompatible #Rollercoaster #whiskeyreview #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Rats Eating Bats and Infected Monkeys - TBIO 539

Welcome to The Bar is Open! So, we have rats eating bats now and some test monkeys infected with who knows what, running loose. Never fear, one mom took out a monkey, but the science is still out on those pesky rats. We've got some 3 Stooge level Canadian cops running each other over along with their criminal, an insane plane crash video, and a Bass Pro fight night. Also, what are you doing after your spouse passes away? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a cold one and settle in, it's another weird one.

#science #planecrash #wildlife #feelgood #podcast

Beth's Naughty Reads - Corrupted Innocence: https://youtu.be/nhGmGQPEsy8?si=6tXcRnge6AVU814N

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

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Halloween Spooktacular 2025 - TBIO 538

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight is loaded with creepy stories from haunted houses to a Kardashian vagina lollipop. We're going to dive into some creepy new tech and some old school horror. Grab a drink and your rosary, you're going to need them. Cheers!

#halloween #ghosts #scaryvideos #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Why Guys Never Remember Names - TBIO 537

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Why don't guys ever remember names? A DK has an accidental orgasm, that's not real. Sex Warfare from China and Russia. Mom buys a haunted doll, the number 7, and is this Real or Fake? Plus, Google is trying to talk to dolphins, and this week's creeps' videos. Grab a drink, it's almost Halloween! #guyssontcare #ghosts #dolls #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Suzanne Somers, AI Clone - TBIO 536

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Suzanne Somers is the first star to be AI Cloned, you down? NASA knows when the end of the world is coming, you've got a little time. What would sex with, and alien be like? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a beer and buckle up!

#aliens #ghosts #endoftheworld #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Don't Be a Post Nut Cry Baby - TBIO 535

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What would you do if three people showed up to your house in Halloween costumes, threatening to break in? A woman regrets leaving the U.S., Mom gets daughter some fangs, and the lead story, dudes crying after sex. Grab a beer, punch yourself in the face, and realize you have it pretty good!

#clowningaroung #selfdefense #RegretsleavingUS #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

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The Red Cap Prophecy - TBIO 534

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Have you heard of The Red Cap Prophecy? If not, don't blame us, we didn't write it! Teacher ripping gator tails in class. We've got a few creepy videos for you to decide on and some creepiness. Grab a Humpday drink and settle in!

#redcap #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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WTF Are Kids Saying? 2025 Edition - TBIO 533

Welcome to The Bar is Open! it's time to decipher the kids' words of 2025. Keith Urban had a $600K clause in his prenup to stay sober. Do you really need that degree? It's spooky season so let's check out a Mimic video to creep you out. Get yourself a frosty bev and let's chillax!!

#newwords #kidspeak #KeothUrban #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Dreams, Frogs, and Ozempic - TBIO 532

Welcome to The Bar is Open! This show is gonna get creepy! Dreaming like a bunch of other people, you might be psychic! Dude decided to play frogger and FAFO, Ozempic might has a few issues. We need to try this million-dollar whiskey, getting a new roof is a bitch; plus, we've got another scary video and a follow up! Grab a beer! It's time to get freaky! #dreams #ozempic #frogger #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Diddy Sentenced to 4 Years - TBIO 531

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Diddy was sentenced today, do you think he got what he deserved? Ever heard of social credit scores, this video will show you what to expect. Skateboarder sets 2 world records. We've got some feel goods, an abrosexual - yes, that's a real thing, plus a whole lot more! It's Friday, grab a drink and strap in! Let's get freaky!
#Diddy #Skateboard #socialcredit #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ 
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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  
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Diddy Sentenced to 4 Years - TBIO 531

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Diddy was sentenced today, do you think he got what he deserved? Ever heard of social credit scores, this video will show you what to expect. Skateboarder sets 2 world records. We've got some feel goods, an abrosexual - yes, that's a real thing, plus a whole lot more! It's Friday, grab a drink and strap in! Let's get freaky!

#Diddy #Skateboard #socialcredit #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Greg's Big Break, Black Rifle Commercial Extra - TBIO 530

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg was an extra in a BRCC commercial. Tait Fletcher is a great guy! Is this a real alien ship video? Is Shaq dating the richest OF Fan? Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a beer and buckle up, we just got back from happy hour!

#hollywood #taitfletcher #shaq #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Attack Squirrels On The Loose! - TBIO 529

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Attack squirrels are hunting old ladies in the Bay Area, is it because of those lovely fragrances or something more sinister? Henry update, he had a scrotoplasty. Sword swallowing, drunk dude on a plane, candle season gone wrong, and a whole bunch more. It's fall, grab yourself a nice double IPA and try not to throw up drinking it, because they are disgusting.

#killersquirrel #candleseason #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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The Great Snatch Didn't Grab Me! - TBIO 528

Welcome to The Bar is Open! If you're reading this you missed out on the Rapture this go around. Some people are pissed! We have a 3I?Atlas update, when will the aliens be here? Did you know people still travel with bones, TSA check in. What is "6 7" your kids keep yammering on about? It's also Spooky Season, so let's check out some Doppelgangers! Grab a PSL and bundle up! Or a beer like a normal human.

#rapture #TSA #bones #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ 

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Tonight Sounds Like a Joke - TBIO 527

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and we have some fun! Ever had to hold your dogs' ball sack? The bizarre case of D4VD. A zookeeper was eaten by his pets, A 'Mum' bought goo off of Facebook and now questions her decision. Plus, an intentional snake bite, a drunk raccoon, and a bunch more! Beth is dialing in remotely, so let's have a drink and see how this all goes. Cheers!

#D4VD #snakes #puppylove #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Do All Dog’s Nuts Go to Heaven? - TBIO 526

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Henry got his nuts removed; Henry is the puppy... He's not loving it. A woman saves her dog from an alligator in Florida, of course. A couple of nurses and a doctor made the news, one of them did a good thing. Plus, the FBI decided to get rid of some drugs. Grab a drink, it's hump day! #spayandnueter #benihana #floridawoman #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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We Keep on Moving Forward - TBIO 525

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's been a dark week. We will look up and brighten each other's day. Let's talk about some average crazy that's going on in the world. Share some Feel Goods and have some drinks! Sit back, take a breath, and decompress. Jump into the chats and share stories.

#charliekirk #vacation #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Charlie Kirk, Rest in Peace - TBIO 524

Welcome to The Bar is Open! A tragic day today, the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Look for the good in his life as a man, father, and husband. Little did he know that his life would be a true turning point in America. As we do, we will try and bring some light and fun into the world tonight. We had an amazing experience in Costa Rica with some strange challenges. Grab a drink, we definitely need them. #charliekirk #turningpoint #vacation #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Costa Rica, Do They Have Coors Light? - TBIO 523

Welcome to The Bar is Open! When was the last time you were able to decompress from work or life? Greg is actively going through it now. Let's talk travel, crocodiles, jungles, beaches, flight attendants doing meth, and a whole lot more. Grab a drink and let's relax. My back hurts!

#costarica #decompression #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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