The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We are super happy to have Jason and Jill from the amazing One More & I'm Outta Here Podcast tonight to talk about the craziness that is our lives! Greg had his colonoscopy and his butt is worn out. A real-life Ice Cream eating Crossing Guard Superhero saved the day. Boating Under the Influence is not a good idea. A gator ate a bunch of people and we have some video. Plus, going down to Florida, Florida Woman, and a who lot more! Grab a cold one, kick back, and let's get into Friday! #Icecream #gator #colons #feelgood #podcast

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Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! Wild boars are taking people out in Turkey; Beth's got the video. Gregs got a colonoscopy next week, let's get into the preparations. The insane JP Morgan allegations have potentially flipped on the dude. Did he really just make it all up? Plus, a tongue twister, free the lobster, and a whole lot more! Grab a Frosty one, The Bar is Open!

#Colon #Turkey #JPMorgan #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! Generational Slang isn't a new thing. Kids have been making up new and weird things to explain life for generations. A guy just wants to make a withdrawal from his sister's account; the bank just isn't clear on their requirements. Hunting in Africa comes with its risks, like an elephant stomping on your head. A kid calls the cops on a monster under his bed, SWAT shows up. Plus, feel goods, entertainment, and a whole lot more. Grab a beer, we've got it from here!

#Slang #withdrawal #elephant #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! Cocaine Salmon are racing upriver faster than a Columbian! Grandma is living the greatest life. We're Going to Florida! Huge Conspiracy - Scientists all go missing or found dead! Plus, Swinger Life, 1984 Nostalgia, and a whole bunch more! Grab a stiff drink, you're gonna need it! #Scientists #Florida #NASA #Salmon #feelgood #podcaster

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

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Welcome to The Bar is Open! The World is getting crazy and we're all here for each other. Beth's got a bunch tonight! Boyfriend a girl's mom, Time Travelers, and a Fake Influencer. Have you ever needed a help walking? A Tiger escapes in Russia because of course it does. Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a frosty beverage and kick back, it's time for the Bar is Open!

#Weird #Tigers #world #science #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Iran war is over, right? Let's dive into some normal people talk about it. We're probably still wrong. Have you ever thought about the things that scare you the most and then trying to overcome them? Well, this might do it. Shannon Elizabeth is on OF now, what's with all the celebs jumping into the OF pool? There's so much great stuff to cover tonight. Let's grab a drink, sit back and get into it.

#IRAN #OIL #ShannonElizabeth #Coachella #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! DO you remember the good old days with landlines and dial up internet or no internet at all? Either way, that's OK, it was an amazing time. Let's cover some of the cool things people just wouldn't be able to live without now. Canada has a fun new acronym that will leave you wondering what's happening north of the border. There are some insane Chimp wars happening, and if you watched the doc, you know this has been brewing. Plus, some great Feel Goods and some extra stuff, you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and let's kick the weekend off!

#backintheday #chimpwars #canadalgbt #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Have you seen the crazy video of the bus on the train tracks? It's insanely close. Did you also know that going to Mars will confuse sperm, not sure how, but let's find out. Plus, we've got sneezing worms, a few dumb criminals, and a serial killer. Grab a beer, it's hump day. Let's cover the weird news. #busdriver #Florida #Mars #feelgood #podcast #belovedcheesecakes

Beloved Cheesecakes Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beloved.cheesecakes?igsh=MXEwZTU3MG5jamJ6eQ==

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Look, we don't know what we're talking about, so take all of this with a grain of salt. What we do know is that people do weird things and we have some stories to share. Feel free to share yours with us! Plus, we've got a Tiger Woods meme update, some alien talk, a real pickle of a crime, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive, and some amazing feel goods, pun intended. Grab a drink, its Easter weekend, and we can all now repent. Cheers!

#sex #education #Jonathan #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Artemis II took off successfully today. Let's look at their flight plans and what they look to accomplish. While amazing people are flying space shuttles, we have stupid people hitting themselves in the face with hammers, and of course Kristi Noem's Husband is into interesting things. Kristi is no saint. Grab a beer, let's celebrate American Greatness!

#artemisII #space #adventure #facial #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tiger Woods is back at it again. Tiger was arrested under suspicion of DUI after another rollover accident. Aliens are abducting people at an alarming rate and some states have higher numbers than others, let's track them down. Maybe it's time for a UFO abduction on Tiger. Food for thought. Also, the Pope is creating an Exorcism Army, God only knows why, literally. We've got some great feel goods this week and bunch of other wild stuff. It's Friday, grab a drink and let's kick back.

#UFOabduction #TigerWoods #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Alan Ritchson, AKA Jack Reacher, hates bullies and the video proves it. Seven amazing dogs, led by an incredible Corgi, escaped certain death and returned home. Is the future of this country doomed based on these kids at spring break? Or are we all old? A quad amputee cornhole champ takes out his friend while driving his own car, INSANE story. Plus, a crazy plane crash in NY where a flight attendant survives after flying 300 feet down the runway, and a whole lot more! Grab a beer, it's been a crazy week!

#jackreacher #springbreak #sevendogs #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We lost an absolute icon and legend, Chuck Norris. Chuck was one of Greg's all-time favorite action stars growing up. Let's cover his life, the Chuck Norris'isms and all of his acting roles. Another weird story, kids doing stupid shit, imagine that. The Bachelorette was cancelled because she's bat shit crazy. Don't come after us, it's true. Plus, were going to drink beers and share some feel goods. So, grab a beer, settle in, and share your feel good of the week below!

#ChuckNorris #bachelorette #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We've got another strange one for you! Let's start with Gerald the Dolphin, who kidnapped a man, dragged him into the sea for three days, and made him build a dolphin city. Then let him go and told him he would be back for round two. Shia Lebouf is in Rome and needs a match. A Zookeeper gets a love bite from a lion. Plus, a dude twerking on a jeep get's launched, a chilling survey, and of course Feel Goods! Grab a drink, sit back, and relax!

#dolphins #lionattack #Shia #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Beth got into a car accident this morning, so let's do a Beth's whiskey review to recover. Let's research the best and worst Urban Dictionary searches out there. What's happening in Iran, a breakdown from the internet. Plus, some great feel goods, and a bunch of other wild stories. Grab a whiskey and come hang out!

#UrbanDictionary #WhiskeyReview #Iran #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg went to the Dentist today and came up with a new business proposal, it's probably offensive to some, but a tremendous opportunity for others. Bikini Hygienist or Dentist. What other things can we Bikini? Some weirdos think Timothee Chalamet is hotter than Henry Cavill, insane. Who are you voting for Secretary of Shrimp? bunk Bed nightmare for you parents! Ladies stop building things, you're not good at it! Plus, Face to Face with Sasquatch, Coffin Mediation, and a bunch more! Grab a cold drink, it's Hump Day!

#Bikini #Timotheechalomet #HenryCavill #Shrimp #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07

/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What does it take to survive a nuclear blast? Based on Nostradamus we better be ready. Thankfully, we have ChatGPT to tell us all of the necessary steps. Prepare or else! Britney Spears got a dui, come one Brit! Plus, a bull goes on a rampage, Hotwifing is a thing, and what would you watch if you could Remote View?

#britneyspears #nuclear #cuck #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Billy Idol is an absolute rock star, wait until you hear this story. We are at war again, what happens if it goes nuclear, who survives? Let's check out some eyebrows and the new facial women are into. Plus, an elevator just about kills a guy, dude with the world's smallest peen is sorry for sending pics, and another dude with a triple donger. Get ready, this one's gonna get weird

#billyidol #rockstar #WWIII #Rockthevote #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Conspiracy Time! Was Britney Cloned? What about her teeth! There's a bird that is going to make you crap yourself in Florida. Feel Goods are top notch tonight! Grab a beer and come sit by this fire. You don't want to miss it!

#britneyspears #florida #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

 

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Is Trump going to release the space alien docs? When will we get to meet them? Some HERO movers saved a kid who was abducted and they all deserve medals. What the hell is Looksmaxing? We've got a strange Real or Fake video that you won't be able to explain... Plus, a guy who hooked up with roadkill, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, it's Hump Day! #aliens #Heromovers #feelgood #podcast

Check out all the links below:

Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/

Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/

Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/